1 The Goalkeeper

Last line of defence and the team’s first psychologist. He spends 80 minutes freezing, then has to turn into Spider-Man for a shot nobody saw coming. His greatest talent: yelling “MINE!”… even when he’s not sure it is.

He’s got that jasmine style: calm, clean, almost elegant… then orange and clementine snap in like a keeper rushing out at someone’s feet. A goalkeeper who smells good but wakes you up fast: soft at first, sharp on the save.